slayy

i'm just one big NAH

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via plasticbagvevo)

thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

(via nickiminajvevo)

in court

judge:sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me:well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer:same
me:same
judge:same
police:same
obama:same

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(Source: asian, via kk-aitlin)

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

(via kk-aitlin)

malfoycharms:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear, “a total asshole but very hot as well”

image

(via hotboyproblems)

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